
_Adjusts apron with a smirk_
Oh honey, let me tell you about my absolute favorite midnight craving that’ll have you sneaking to the kitchen at 2 AM like a dessert ninja! I call these bad boys “Midnight Madness Cookie Dough Bites,” and trust me, they’re totally worth breaking your diet for. 😉
Ladies (and gents), you know those nights when you’re binge-watching your favorite show and suddenly need something sweet? Well, these no-bake treats are about to become your new bestie.
Here’s what you’ll need:
– 1 cup all-purpose flour (heat-treated, because food safety is sexy!)
– 1/2 cup softened butter
– 3/4 cup brown sugar
– 1/4 cup granulated sugar
– 2 tablespoons milk
– 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
– 1/2 cup mini chocolate chips
– A pinch of salt
– Optional: crushed Oreos for rolling (because why not go all out?)
First things first, let’s heat-treat that flour because nobody wants salmonella ruining their midnight snack party! Spread it on a baking sheet and pop it in the oven at 350°F for about 5 minutes. Let it cool completely – patience is a virtue, darling!
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Now, let’s get our hands dirty (metaphorically – please wash them first!):
1. Cream together the butter and both sugars until they’re smooth like silk
2. Add in vanilla extract and milk
3. Gradually mix in the cooled flour and salt
4. Fold in those mini chocolate chips (try not to eat them all straight from the bag – I see you!)
5. Roll into bite-sized balls
6. Optional: Roll in crushed Oreos because we’re not here to play games
Store these little pieces of heaven in an airtight container in the fridge, if they make it that far! They’ll keep for about a week, but let’s be real – they won’t last that long!
Pro tip: Hide some in the back of the fridge behind the vegetables. Your kids/roommates/significant other will never look there! _winks_
These bites are perfect for those moments when you need something sweet but don’t want to commit to baking a whole batch of cookies. Plus, they’re portion-controlled… unless you eat the whole batch, which I totally won’t judge you for!
Loves, if this recipe made your night (or early morning), don’t forget to drop a comment below and share your midnight snacking adventures! And pretty please with chocolate chips on top, follow me on Newsbreak for daily recipes that’ll make your kitchen the happiest place on Earth!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with my couch, Netflix, and a plate of these heavenly bites. XOXO! 💋
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